Why God made Moms

Sometimes I get things in my inbox that are just too cute, admittedly I normally only read them, the joke emails that is, months after getting them (sorry)… Here is a belated one that is about the mothers in our lives, answers are given by 2nd graders… too sweet I just had to share it!

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3 Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I’d dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

16 thoughts on “Why God made Moms

  1. Perfect; only out of the mouths of our babes could such great wisdom come……it is true, that we are mainly made of string, by the way….LOL!!!!!!!!!!! V

  2. Well indeed so I hear, do you know they can also see through walls?

    I overheard a friend of mines 8 year old once say to his friend that he should be scared of his mommy because she can see through walls, knows everything that he does… It was meant as a whisper but I just couldn’t stop laughing literally fell off the counter I was sitting on… she is now naturally called Supermommmmm!

  3. Yep, see through walls, eyes in the back of the head; radar for anything that they are doing that they are not SUPPOSED to be doing….. it all fits! V

  4. lol stop you I am still laughing out loud here … I have a vision of you walking around with four eyes and infa red glasses rofl … you a spy mom???

  5. We just had this conversation on the way to school, my daughter and I, about whether or not her two moms would ever read her diary without her consent. Of course, we wouldn’t, but explained to her why parents resort to such desperate measures. Now, I didn’t even begin to explain to her that if my infrared powers are working, I MAY be able to read her diary because I can see clear through the cover……hmmm……maybe shouldn’t give that away……….. I am giggling just reading your response!!!!! Are you drinking that wine yet????

  6. *ahem* not yet waiting for the grown ups to pass out before I sneak off with a bottle of their fine stuff 😉 Yes I think you must keep the infrared powers on the quiet just now she thinks she has them as well!!! Not good that at all I mean then you will have to send her off to the X-men academy early, not good! tsk tsk

    Now the question is… are you drinking that wine yet???

  7. Nope, forgot to bring it today….. who knows what tomorrow will bring however. I may just have to have some at home tonight, and save my renegade behavior for some time in the future…….. enjoy!!!

  8. Nah drinking wine out of plastic cups is fab 😉 but def have a glass for me tonight erm which is when I wake up lol Truthfully I have been abstaining sad I know 🙂

  9. Not so sad; good for you to take care of that, for whatever reasons…. I usually do abstain during the week, but have even been relatively well behaved on the weekends recently. I do enjoy it, though, sometimes way too much!!!!

  10. Lol aye I am not immune – it is partly choice, detox and circumstance… I grew up in a wine district, lived in another and now find myself in yet another… it’s in my blood 😀

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