Satan’s taunt

A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one old man calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said ‘Don’t you know who I am?’

‘Yep, sure do.’

‘Aren’t you afraid of me?’

‘Nope, sure ain’t.’

‘Don’t you realize I can kill you with a word?’

‘Don’t doubt it for a minute.’

‘Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity??’

‘Yep’, was the calm reply.

‘And you’re still not afraid??’ asked Satan.

‘Nope.’

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ‘Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?’

The man calmly replied……

‘Been married to your sister for 68 years

18 thoughts on “Satan’s taunt

  1. …after you married the sister, everyone else in the family doesn’t seem so bad after all, huh? But this was a wonderful laugh!

    Yes, I’m still laughing.

  2. Yes, I’m okay. Thanks for asking. I hate holiday weekends when I have no time to myself. 4 days with everyone underfoot is hard.

    *Thanks for the cookie*

  3. Great laugh SF. You know they say laughter is the best medicine; I’m sure to overdose on yours . . thanks I needed it! PLL, CordieB. (P.S. I thought this was going to be a seriarse article until I got to the punch line . . . yeah, you got me. ha ha. Mwah!

  4. Amber why you laffin huh huh thoughts you were a seriarse type hmph rofl glad you enjoyed it!

    Glaize, yip suddenly the mother-in-law is a saint! lmao funny you are

    Joy that sounds like hell on cold toast with rotten baked beans! Have fun though and when you can’t remember that I am being mailed a photo of you this weekend 😉 … can’t wait to start editing! 😀 <– innocent… remember the phrase… while the cats away the mice will play? *grins*

    Cordie glad you enjoyed this one, this is me we are talking about here – you can never know what to expect because I always try to make an apple look like an orange… Mwah!

  5. Ha, that was a col interlude, not knowing you I was worried it would be horribly Christian message at the end so the cool joke was a great relief. Just tag surfing ‘old man’ very interesting exercise, this is the coolest one so far.

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