Braai Etiquette (for Dummies…….!)

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Single for a Reason and friends were kind enough to sit through a meal with me and the topic of “Braai” came up – Thought I’d do a quick splurge on this strange custom of ours…

Definition Taken from Wikipedia

A braai is a social occasion that has specific traditions and social norms. In black and white South African culture, women rarely braai (cook) meat at a social gathering, as this is normally the preserve of men. The men gather round the braai or braaistand (the fire or grill) outdoors and cook the food, while women prepare the pap, salads, desserts, and vegetables for the meal in the kitchen.

The meal is subsequently eaten outside by the fire/braai, since the activity is normally engaged in during the long summer months. The braaing (cooking) of the meat is not the prerogative of all the men attending, as one person would normally be in charge. He will attend to the fire, check that the coals are ready, and braai (cook) the meat. Other men may assist but generally only partake in fireside conversation. The person in charge is known as the braaier (chef), and if his skills are recognised, could be called upon to attend to the braai (BBQ) at other occasions as well.”

Refresher

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and braai season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it’s the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the braai the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine…

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer/Coke in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine….

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another coke/beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine…..

8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.

Now for some Video tutorials

And for those who want to perfect the South African Accent please watch the below tutorial. Thank you and remember to never stop practicing!

… and finally I know a few of you have wondered how South African’s survive overseas… well this advert explains it all … enjoy

7 thoughts on “Braai Etiquette (for Dummies…….!)

  1. You Saffer? Careful you might get a swarm of upset south african woman tracking you down and beating you over the head with a log… anything is possible *shrug* don’t say I didn’t warn you!

  2. OMG I haven’t laughed this loud and hard in a long time… First your description… a hint of sarcasm… great 😉 next video #1… are you serious??? 😀 I guess it really is a mans world… (no wonder we are where we are)… video #2 couldn’t play :(… video #3 PERFECT!!!!! Beer and Men… I don’t get it… thanks for the laughs…. you made my day!

  3. Lol glad you enjoyed it!!! Weird re no.2 will check it out, I know youtube is having problems with unstable connections – sometimes I have to refresh a few times 😦
    It is never more than a hit with me lol!

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