F/H: Top 10 Thoughts For mid 2008

imageNumber 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you R200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you R0.30?

Number 2
In the ’60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in Africa, but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today

Life is like a jar of jalapeno’s. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

8 thoughts on “F/H: Top 10 Thoughts For mid 2008

  1. I…love the badge! Oh, and every, single thoughts! If the Agriculture dept. was put in charge of the immigrants and terrorists, what will happen to the mad cow?

  2. Welcome Candyadderley! Glad you enjoyed, yeah no 7 is a goody!

    Glaize wb yeah was thinking of making it a real one, get it printed out and ya know donate it kind of thing. Who knows about the cow, personally I try and avoid cows that are mad… scary *shivers*

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