F/H: Office Signs…

Anesthesiologist’s business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist’s door: To expedite your visit please back in.

On a Plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber’s truck: Don’t sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber.

On a Church’s Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : Invite us to your next blowout.

At a Towing company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows.

On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-Smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door: Push.  Push.  Push.

At an Optometrist’s Office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

On a Taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff.

On a Fence: Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!

At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet?  Miss a car payment.

Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming.

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!

At the Electric Company : We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don’t, you will be.

In a Restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

At a Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully.  We’ll wait.


9 thoughts on “F/H: Office Signs…

  1. Not exactly same thing.. but my dentist used to have a picture of a clock beside the real clock on the wall – and then the text “actual time” and “wish time” (not sure I picked right words), where the wish time of course was the time when they finish work. =)

  2. Holeycheese that is too funny and cute! I would so have one of those clocks – poetic even!

    Joy am about to ship you some specially baked cookies! (don’t believe a word that Amber says about them!)

    Abroad paperwork? YURGH!!!

    Meor@maru glad you enjoyed lol!

    TDYK … for some reason apparently my cookies are dangerous???

  3. I’m just awakening from my unconsciousness. The stress is releaved, but I’ve got a pounding headache that won’t let up. Perhaps I’ll take some fuckitall pills. PLL, CordieB.

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