F/H: 15 Worst Fortune Cookies

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15. What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren’t enough for you, tubby?

14. Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.

13. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.

12. It takes a tough man to make tender chicken from a cat.

11. This coupon good for a free 1-year subscription to Windows Sources magazine.

10. Today’s dog in alley is tomorrow’s moo goo gai pan.

9. Spouse mad at you. No get special “wonton pork” tonight.

8. Patron who mocks waiter’s accent will unwittingly consume chef’s bodily fluids.

7. A wise man tips 20% to avoid severe tire damage.

6. An 87 year old hooker awaits you.

5. Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.

4. Hope you enjoyed your dinner, Mr. Bond.

3. Wipe that drool off your chin. That waitress you’re ogling is Mr. Woo’s number one son.

2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

1. Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup

7 thoughts on “F/H: 15 Worst Fortune Cookies

  1. 13. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.

    6. An 87 year old hooker awaits you.

    2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

    Aaammaaazzin my best ones!!!! They were just brillant…!!

  2. Some how had forgotten bout this post sheesh

    Joy kitty kat is fine, she’s a bit small for their likin’ – remind me to tell you bout KFC

    Hunnygirl Glad you enjoyed lol yeah they grossed me as well!

    Froggywoogie *grins*

    Deeps thought you’d enjoy the hooker one *runs and hides*

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