Installing LOVE

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Tech Support:  Yes, … how can I help you?  
Customer:  Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love.  Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support:  Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:  Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready.  What should I do first?

Tech Support:  The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer:  Yes, but there are several other programs running now.  Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:  What programs are running ?

Customer:  Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. 

It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.

Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own! called High Self-Esteem. !

However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.  Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer:  I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.

Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.

You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:  Oops! I have an error message already.  It says, “Error – Program not run on external components”… What should I do?

Tech Support:  Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:

Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory.

The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.

Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone ! and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.  Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support:  Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time.

So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up.

Love is Freeware.

Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet.

They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you…

11 thoughts on “Installing LOVE

  1. I have installed Love too and like kwoneshe2, I am experiencing a downtime with viruses from my network. I heard that there’s an extra program called Patience. It deals with the most recent Trial viruses. I’m getting one and there are a few more programs need checking out.

    Seriously, sis, this is my most favourite post so far!

  2. Good response, glaize. 🙂 I actually love the post, and forwarded it to some friends, and two family members. I hope your Patience program is able to zap the viruses.

  3. Okay, did you write this or did you read it somewhere? It’s EXELLENT!!! I mean it. REALLY. It’s so true. If only it could be that easy.

    Great one Auds.

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  5. Sorry all this wasn’t written by me but rather sent to me by a good friend of mine, I thought it was just beautiful and had to post it. I couldn’t really file it under Fun/Humour?

    Glaize thank you so much phew I was hoping that there would be add-ons and upgrades because the beta version was hmmm

    Glad you all enjoyed!!!

  6. Deeps, you’re so right! LOVE is different from the Love virus. The virus is disastrous! I had it once and I had to restart my system, risking some files lost. Wow holycheese! ISF said it’s freeware so feel free to install it for anyone. I’m sure they will have a beautiful surprise when they realized what you did. I know I will be. 🙂

    ISF, I’m sure there would be add-ons 🙂 thanks again for being an inspiration!

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