F/H: The Piece of Paper


7 thoughts on “F/H: The Piece of Paper

  1. Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.

    Shrek said, ‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?’

    Brad Pitt said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the hottest man alive but
    I’ve never had it confirmed.’

    Jennifer Lopez agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.’

    They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen’s mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.

    They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

    The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ‘Well, it’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.’

    Brad Pitt followed and boasted, ‘It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!’

    Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, ‘ Who the hell is SanityFound?


  2. OMG the tears are literally rolling down my cheeks from laughing SO hard!!! TFF thanks you!

    Ok who is Jennifer Lopez again?


    Ok need to calm down now phew! Swear payback is coming your way! ROFL

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