The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.
"Nothin, I just wanna quit that’s all," she said sullenly.
"Look, I’ll give you a raise."
"No," she said
"You can’t just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
"Okay if you must know…" said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven’t had this before, it’s the broom’s bristles, I tell you…"
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha…my dear it’s nature. Look I have it too…."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can’t wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you’ve grown the handle as well."