I say no more…
1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
5. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies In House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
9. Stud Tires Out
10. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
11. Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
13. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
14. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
15. Eye Drops Off Shelf
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19. Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
21. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
22. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
23. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
24. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
26. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
27. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in ’84
30. War Dims Hope For Peace
31. If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
32. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
35. Deer Kill 17,000
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
37. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
38. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
39. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
41. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy
42. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire
43. British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
49. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
50. Air Head Fired
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
53. Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni
54. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
55. Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
56. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
58. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
deepsm25
•15 years ago
ROFL….Last one ROCKS! Heheheh!
Joy
•15 years ago
I can’t even just pick a few, these are all great. I loved #1!! LMAO!!!
holeycheese
•15 years ago
Incredible! I liked no. 58 the best. 🙂
A broad
•15 years ago
Thought I would also pick my favourites but the list is just tooo goooood! 🙂 You are keeping me from my housework you know!
A broad
•15 years ago
Your Friday funnies are good too, but I am enjoying a dose of the ha ha’s on a Monday too. Thanks!
enreal
•15 years ago
You are too funny, always can count on you for a laugh ( and a cry)
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Deeps dang I thought you were saying I rock!
Joy that one is too true sheesh – you heard about all the trouble with Qantas – feel bad about my Qantas gripe sheet, almost want to take it down. Sad
Holeycheese! Lol yeah reminded me of the gingerbread men mixed with Hansel, scary what words can do huh… I love it!
A broad consider this just a little bit of payback for the chaos you caused on friday getting me to laugh so hard, I see there is a Queen post so am off to go read *grins*
Enreal Thanks hun, hope that is crying from laughing!
cordieb
•15 years ago
Ha ha ha. Great fun and laughs. PLL, CordieB.
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Lol glad you enjoyed Cordie!
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