Skinny people piss me off!
Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.”
They say you shouldn’t say anything about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t give a damn.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?”
Nikhil
•15 years ago
Yeah, anorexic models and those oh so gross page 3 crowd!!! 😀
And as far as the neck-tie part, well, we are giving women around us a subtle hint that we are morons! 😀
Joy
•15 years ago
Love the neckties!!!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
ROFL @ you two sheesh Nikhil you got page 3’s over there as well???
Amber
•15 years ago
Woooohoo… She’s back!!!!
enreal
•15 years ago
CUTE
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Amber nutter
Enreal *grins*
ifoundme
•15 years ago
i am skinny BUT not of choice! i can’t relate when people talk about diet and weight. all i know is that i love to eat, eat and eat!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
I love cookies *grins*