Hmmm as it has been pointed out to me, I posted my bestests answers to this quiz and not my own … here with as promised are the answers I sent in response to hers via email… these however are uncensored and is the full questionnaire…

Please, before you read on accept my appologies, it is uncensored and I am well known in the real world as a person with a wicked sense of humour… wicked being the operative… you are warned ok

1. What time did you get up this morning? can’t remember it was very early and when I’m grumpy I don’t check things such as clocks you know tsk tsk

2. Diamonds or pearls? Sour Worms

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Whats that? Sinnerman? huh

4. What is your favorite TV show? You know just the other day I heard this rumour about a machine called the TV, think its time I google it don’t you?

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee and a smoke soon to be replaced by my nails or chocolate!

6. What is your favorite cuisine? Italiano

7. What is your middle name? Insanity

8. What food do you dislike? Organs

9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Britney Spears of course 🙂

10. What kind of car do you drive? Mini Clubman but a Hot Chocolate one with the full interior that comes with the hot model driver…

11. Favorite sandwich? Any kind of cheese even feta and Chicken Mayo (without bone/sinew/skin) likes my sane friend

12. What characteristic do you despise the most? Dogged beliefs without the ability to listen

13. Biggest fear? Myself in the mirror!

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? erm see I’d go around the world… 

15. Favorite brand of clothing? Levi, Diesel

16. Where would you like to retire to? Rather Die – my friend and I are very alike ‘fraid to say

17. First kiss? Name? k wait! why has no one EVER told me about this????

18. Favorite sport to watch? Shhhh LFC

19. Furthest place you are sending this? Mars

21. Person you expect to send it back first? erm the alien

22. Favorite saying? Another glass of Red Wine, Please.

23. Morning person or a night person? Anytime after my coffee… then maybe 😉

25. Any new news you’d like to share with us? I have just gone through DNA testing and it is now presumed that I am from the Venus planet at long last a diagnosis!!!

26. What did you want to be when you were little? a Pilot of course almost came close to

27. How are you today? Hung-over a bit – its all her fault!!!

28. When is your birthday? On the days I can remember it is sometime in that month called September… not a normal virgo nopes!

29. What is your favorite candy? Sparkles or mentos

30. What is your favorite flower? Orchids and daisies

31. Favorite drink? A good bottle of red or white or whiskey… I said bottle so quiet now!

32. What are you listening to right now? The sound of rabid dogs in the neighbours yard along to the music of INXS

33. What was the last thing you ate? Pie, nails and oh fine yes chocolate as always!

34. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? blue

35. How is the weather right now? Night and breezy

36. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Nix (lunatic)

37. Do you like the person who sent this to you? she is my supplier so she shant be named

38. Favorite restaurant? where there are no cockroaches or rugby screeming peoples yelling at referees taking breaks at pervin on young unsuspecting people like us… yes green stripes!

39. Hair color? going gray from these questions!

40. Siblings? 1,2,3,4,5, shit can’t remember now so many

41. Children? a sample? erm well see what ever will be… yes I am evading…

42. Favorite Day of the year? Everyday is my favourite

43. What was your favorite toy as a child? toys…. she heads off to go look in the dictionary… ah yes my encyclopaedia…

44. Summer or winter? Winter

45. Chocolate or vanilla? mixed? Why no chocolate chip? Come on guys

47. When was the last time you cried? When I sleep

48. What is under your bed? My norty mags 🙂

49. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Nix, poor soul!