In life so often we come up with weird words and sayings, as I have mentioned before I often have impediment moments often resulting in myself and others using them (quite possibly to save me from embarrassment).
I have been told that often the words I use are not decipherable or easily understood either in their ambiguity or spelling so here I present you with the Audlish Dictionary, some words I accidentally invented, others are from the south African slang, some are my interpretations of words already in existence and some are heard from other peoples moments that I loved and adopted … hope it helps 🙂
404
Definition: Someone who’s clueless
Accitartly
Origin: Accidentally
Definition: Someone who does not realise they are a tart
An Ancient
Definition: Someone who is wise
Ape
Definition: A moment where you lose the plot and go wild either while watching sport or at someone else’s actions; “you go ape”
Asparagus
Origin: stolen from sister; Aspersion
Definition: a false or misleading charge meant to harm someone’s reputation
A Strawberry Moment
Definition: A moment that brings about intense blushing
Atna
Origin: Company dictionary
Definition: a person who talks a lot but doesn’t do anything about it
Blamestorming
Origin: Brainstorming (impeppermint came out in a strategic meeting can’t take me anywhere)
Definition: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible
Bongo
Definition: Someone who does something silly
Boomerang
Definition: Karma; What comes around goes around
Cannibal
Definition: Someone who has no regard for others, a person who does not respect another
Committee Member
Origin: Company Dictionary
Definition: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Deja-Moo
Origin: Deja vu
Definition: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull** before.
Drooldle
Pronunciation: Drool-dill
Definition: Someone who falls asleep in meetings
Emerald moment
Definition: Moment of jealousy or an object you desire; An intense feeling of wow; often said like “Oh wow that is such an emerald”
Hangover
Definition: The wrath of grapes; the after effects from making a mistake
Hectic
Origin: SA Slang
Pronunciation: Heck-tick
Definition: Something that is outrageously bad or good; often said when one is shocked
Ice moment
AKA: Ice Ice baby moment
Definition: The ice cold feeling you get in the instant you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake
Impeppermint
Origin: Impediment
Definition: A speech impediment or an embarrassing moment
Jeepers
Origin: Slang
Pronunciation: Jeep-ers
Definition: holy moley, exclamation
“Look there’s a fairy”
Origin: My sister caught me out with this one and I asked her where all excitedly
Pronunciation: Loud
Definition: Change the topic I’ve lost interest. Also used to see if people are paying attention, often they get caught out…
Mosquito
Definition: An insect that makes you like flies better; A person that keeps on buzzing around you and won’t go away
Narna
Pronunciation: Naa-rrr-na
Definition: A term of endearment for someone who is ripping you off or did something funny “You are such a narna”
Nutter
Definition: A really funny person that makes you fall off your chair from laughing too hard
Oxymoron
Definition: someone who is as dumb as an ox.
Plug-and-Play
Origin: The recruitment field
Definition: A new hire who doesn’t need any training.
Pollutant
Pronunciation: Pol-loo-tant
Definition: Someone who is negative or brings you down
Skatebol:
Origin: Afrikaans
Pronunciation: Ssss-kat-a-ball
Definition: A sweetheart; someone who is really sweet
Stress puppet:
Definition: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny
Stress Monkey:
Definition: A person that does cartwheels while stress, they seem to become deranged and lose the ability to speak or act normally.
Tourists
Definition: People who do not participate in life
Vu deja:
Pronunciation: Vu-desh-a
Definition: The feeling you have never been here before, seeing a new place or experiencing something for the first time
Wow
Definition: A moment of speechlessness encompassing great fascination or intrigue
Vista
Definition: something or someone that looks pretty but has no substance
Yodasionary
Pronunciation: Yo-duh-shon-arr-eeee
Definition: a person who has visionary thoughts of wise being
Yodafire
Definition: Someone who brings people to life, puts fire in them to start living
Yodafound
Origin: Invented by Amberfireinus
Definition: Someone who is trying to find wisdom (yodafoundling) or has found wisdom (yodafound) or someone who is a Narna
Yoda
Definition: A moment of revelation or wisdom
Late Additions:
Deets
Origin: Details
Pronunciation: Deee-ts
Definition: It’s all in the deets
Arvi
Origin: Afternoon
Pronunciation: are-vee
Definition: Used when to lazy to say long words; “I’ll see you in the arvi”
deepsm25
•14 years ago
Woooww…Now..I have a helpmanual with me…That is soo cool…! You are such a Skatebol.
deepsm25
•14 years ago
😛
SanityFound
•14 years ago
dankie skatebol jy is so oulik!
Thank you sweetie you are so cute!
Yers when dealing with me a manual is definitely needed rofl… YOU!
Word for the day: Oulik = cute
ifoundme
•14 years ago
hahahaha! i enjoyed your dictionary… i have several words of which my friends and i use. one of them is NO EARTH… it means that the person is clueless about what’s going on. LOL!
deepsm25
•14 years ago
ooooohhh Dankie Dost! You shld also probably think of writing your own oxford dictionary! 😀
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Deeps – Well I am more a Cambridge person myself 😉
ifoundme – lol I like that one, quite symbolic as if the person is unearthed, not rooted 🙂 great saying!
Vanessa
•14 years ago
This is a great dictionary; some of which are similar to how I use them also, and you already know what a fan I am of impeppermint.
I feel inspired to write about one of my phrases that I invented a few years ago……..
SanityFound
•14 years ago
I am not shocked that you and I share a similar dictionary for we seem to speak the same language lol I look forward to reading your dictionary post 😀
vishesh
•14 years ago
lol…that was funny…was the vista meant to be as pun?
SanityFound
•14 years ago
lol I love puns normally intended 😉
Brit in California
•14 years ago
Blamestorming…. I wish that I did not grok that word. Unfortunately, I have been in too many meetings where that has been happening. I am pleased that I now have a word to describe it.
ilegirl
•14 years ago
I’ve been in the same meetings as Brit. Lots of mosquitoes and stress monkeys and atnas. Lots of vista. Hoping for boomerang. Tired of cannibals. Too many committee members in organizations these days.
Of course, I wouldn’t wish to cast asparagus.
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Brit – Welcome and glad you found the word you’ve been searching for lol aye blamestorming is populor (way too much for my liking… I tend to turn into a drooldle each time!)
Ilegirl – rofl excellent! By the sounds of things its you both are Yoda’s who need to shout out “Look there’s a fairy” in the next blamestorming just to see the stress monkey’s reaction (It’s actually quite entertaining… from experience their jaws just drop and they go… think we need to order some coffee) lol
Ouch you have me laughing BEFORE my morning coffee yet again!!!
Martha
•14 years ago
Blamestorming is a real winner! And perhaps you should add “vet”? 🙂 I never heard it till I met you! Vu deja is simple and beautiful.
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Dang forgot about that one! Will have to do a follow up because some others have also said that I didn’t mention Arvi, Deets, Kewl or Dingbatallion lol
Robert
•14 years ago
Finally! A Sanity-to-English translation!
Suppidat? (what’s up with that?)
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Oh WOW I just love that word!!! Mind if I adopt it and add it to the list with origin of Robert?
Robert
•14 years ago
Oh, take it and do what you wish with it. With my compliments.
SanityFound
•14 years ago
You are such a starball oops mean skatebol!!! 😀
Just between you and me… I think I am addicted to words, just love them! Do you think there is a Word Lover Anon group I can join?