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In Fun/Humour

Brilliant Quotes!

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.

– Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

– Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.

– Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?

– Jean Cochran

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

– Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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8 Comments

  1. @mmonyte
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    13 years ago

    Oh I definitely agree with Uncle Albert!

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  2. vishesh
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    13 years ago

    girl how do you come up with these? anyway i too posted quotes today…interesting isn’t it…

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  3. CordieB
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    13 years ago

    Fabulous quotes. All so true! PLL, CordieB.

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  4. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    @mmo time flies when you’re having fun 🙁

    Vishesh am off to go reads, interesting indoods

    Cordie glads you enjoyed!

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  5. DM
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    13 years ago

    actually it’s “times fun when you’re having flies” Kermit the frog…

    and you know what’s funny..I was seriously thinking of posting some of my favorite quotes on my next post…this must be a sign.

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  6. InSanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Lol brilliant! We love Kermit you are so right!

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  7. Vanessa
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    13 years ago

    Fantastic words!!! So funny and silly, yet so true as well.

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  8. InSanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Glad you likes hun!

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