Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.
– Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
– Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?
– Jean Cochran
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
– Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
@mmonyte
•11 years ago
Oh I definitely agree with Uncle Albert!
vishesh
•11 years ago
girl how do you come up with these? anyway i too posted quotes today…interesting isn’t it…
CordieB
•11 years ago
Fabulous quotes. All so true! PLL, CordieB.
SanityFound
•11 years ago
@mmo time flies when you’re having fun 🙁
Vishesh am off to go reads, interesting indoods
Cordie glads you enjoyed!
DM
•11 years ago
actually it’s “times fun when you’re having flies” Kermit the frog…
and you know what’s funny..I was seriously thinking of posting some of my favorite quotes on my next post…this must be a sign.
InSanityFound
•11 years ago
Lol brilliant! We love Kermit you are so right!
Vanessa
•11 years ago
Fantastic words!!! So funny and silly, yet so true as well.
InSanityFound
•11 years ago
Glad you likes hun!