*PG Rating – read at your own discretion due to language. It is not my fault it is the language of the nation. You are warned… Before you arrive: All tourists visiting South Africa should come hungry and with an open mind. Please do not take this suggestion lightly as it is well known that have a severe love for food and grape juice. South … Continue reading South African Culinary Delights
Over the last couple of months I have shared essential details for every tourist wanting to visit South Africa. First there was the African Questioned which included details about our postal system, the animals we have as pets and long distance travel options. Then of course there was the photo post of local sights (Why South African’s are Special) to make the tourist feel more … Continue reading SA Tourism Information: Public Transport
The one thing us South Africans are good at is ripping ourselves off… Please note that to some this might seem outrageous or scary, this is in fact funny and who we are, we laugh at everything… You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume” You call a traffic light a “robot” The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they … Continue reading You are proudly South African when…
Summer Classes for Men AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, June 27th 2017 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 … Continue reading Summer Classes for Men
Ole and Sven were fishing on the Michigan when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. ‘Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,’ he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. ‘Yiminy Cricket!’ exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. ‘Vere dit … Continue reading Fun: Ole and Sven
A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three young boys beat on every trash can they encounter every day on their way home from school. Finally, the man decides to take action and walks out to meet the boys. He says, “You kids are … Continue reading Fun: Wise old man
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?” “Nope,” says the boy, “not for my mom.” The cashier responds, “Well, then they must be for your sister then?” “Nope,” says the boy, “not for my sister, neither.” The cashier … Continue reading Fun: Sibling help
Donated by Ambermoon ———————————————————————— My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ———————————————————————— My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a … Continue reading … and then the fight started
Note: Maybe you’ve read these before, I know I never tire of them – tff for sure. – Sorry have been quiet have been prepping for my US Embassy interview tomorrow so wish me lucks! Mwah _________ SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS — … Continue reading Fun: Male & Female differences extended
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus
