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In Fun/Humour

Chinese Proverbs – lets test your innocence

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These proverbs are actually quite innocent, I myself didn’t get half of the fuss over them but here they are… Lets test your innocence as mine was tested…

Ok perhaps some of them are bad even if you are as innocent as me but is all word play I swear… PG18

You are warned…

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tyred.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Not that innocent huh?

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  1. glaize
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    13 years ago

    Please remind me to turn away from the computer screen so I will not end up laughing through noon πŸ˜€ you are so ~ oh well!

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  2. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Oooo I take it you are not so innocent after all huh young Glaize tsk tsk am shocked I tell you shocked!

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  3. glaize
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    13 years ago

    Huh? What? Me? Not so innocent? Hmm. Me can’t understand that, maybe me heard wrong πŸ˜€

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  4. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    roflmao innocence is catchy huh … perhaps the new strongest strain of virus around? innocentivitus? Nutter!

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