A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, “Dad.” With the worst premonition, he opened the Envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.”Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice but I knew You would not approve of her, because of all her piercing’s, tattoos, her Tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s Not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,And has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t, really hurt anyone.We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people In the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your Many grandchildren.
Love, your son,
John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
glaize
•11 years ago
Hmm imagine that! I used to be worried about my school reports…wait, I didn’t. I told my parents the same thing when I started high school, something like, “I know I won’t be an ace because maths is not really my friend. Just be glad I’m still in school, in case you wanna compare me with my fellows.”
vanessaleighsblog
•11 years ago
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu find the most hysterical stuff……BWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SanityFound
•11 years ago
Lol too funny you are Glaize sheesh woman!
Vanessa I love getting you laugh out loud at work rofl what a laff!
Joy
•11 years ago
Another great one. Way to go.
SanityFound
•11 years ago
Glad you enjoyed it!
Amber
•11 years ago
Oh god…. that is simply EVIL….. lol very funny
SanityFound
•11 years ago
LOL should I forward it to Chimp Junior???
SpiritFREE1
•11 years ago
Hee hee hee. Geez! Now I’ll always know where to come to laugh.
SanityFound
•11 years ago
Lol glad you enjoyed it!