No was just testing your innocence yip and you failed horribly but alas I wasn’t joking… here are three quick ones…
The Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, Why is the bride dressed in white?
Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, So why is the groom wearing black?
The Ex
A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: “So… how do you like using second hand stuff?”
To which the new husband replied: “It isn’t that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it’s all brand new.”
40 years of marriage…
A married couple in their early 60’s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well , this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful sons of b#%*’s should remember….. fairies are female…..
froggywoogie
•15 years ago
Very good ones 🙂
Joy
•15 years ago
this is great. love the fairy is a woman part……
SanityFound
•15 years ago
*grins* I have been cheezeburging it… oh boy I can’t stop laughing!!!
blacklin
•15 years ago
I sooo needed a laugh. Thx!
Recovering from neck surgery.
A broad
•15 years ago
Classic jokes that once again make me smile! I especially love the last one…
I once read on the loo wall at varsity:
“God is black”
and then underneath:
“Yes SHE is!”
Sorrow
•15 years ago
I had to share this , cause i know you can always use a smile…
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/holy_ghost.png
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Blacklin eeeeeek hope you feel better soon that sounds scary!!!
A broad All I can say is thank goodness you were in the loo because I surely would’ve wet myself TFF
Sorrow OMG its like ghost busters all over again!!! literally laughing out loud phew!!!
Paola
•15 years ago
hi,
I’m paola from Italy. Just want to leave you a comment, because this post makes me smiling, and this is EXACTLY what I need !
You seems a very kind, intelligent and sensitive woman, I appreciate your blog, that I read as soon as I can..it helps me to improve my English by reading something special.
so, thanks! – Paola
DM
•15 years ago
You made me laugh 🙂
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Paola I am so glad that this post brought a smile to your face and light in your heart, thank you for your kind words and what you say!
DM My day is made when I have made someone laugh!
glaize
•15 years ago
Am I eligible to sue you for the overdose of Laughter you’re giving me???
…aww heck! Loved this! And no, I read it with an innocent mind :]
SanityFound
•15 years ago
LMAO Yeah yeah spin me another yarn my dear Glaize 😛