• Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Pinterest
 
Sanityfound
  • Home
  • About SF
  • Dictionary: SanityFound
  • Travel
    • Eco Tourism
      • Wildlife Parks & Sanctuaries
    • America
      • Arizona
      • Florida
      • California
        • Napa, California
        • San Fransisco, California
        • Santa Rosa
    • United Kingdom
      • England
  • Expat Files
  • Life
  • Ubuntu Story
  • Contact me

Sanityfound

  • Home
  • About SF
  • Dictionary: SanityFound
  • Travel
    • Eco Tourism
      • Wildlife Parks & Sanctuaries
    • America
      • Arizona
      • Florida
      • California
        • Napa, California
        • San Fransisco, California
        • Santa Rosa
    • United Kingdom
      • England
  • Expat Files
  • Life
  • Ubuntu Story
  • Contact me

In Fun/Humour

F/H: All the questions!

254 Views 4 Comments

F/H: All the questions! Pin It

image“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied.

“It’s not polite.”

“OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says,

“those are personal questions and are really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!”

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” says the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.”

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,

“I know how old you are, you are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks,

“How did you find that out?

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.”

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly,

“I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “Why?”

“Because you got an ‘ F ‘ in sex.”

Share this:

  • Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)

Like this:

Like Loading...
childrendriversfunfunnyhumorhumourjokekidslaughmommyomgQuestionsweight
Share

4

You may also like

View Post

A mixed world of polar bear differences

View Post

F/H: Perfume…

View Post

The Helicopter

4 Comments

  1. Sharad Bapat
    •
    12 years ago

    hahahaha πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    hilarious

    Loading...
    Reply
  2. Joy
    •
    12 years ago

    coffee coffee EVERYWHERE!! LMAO!!!!!

    Loading...
    Reply
  3. slightlyignorant
    •
    12 years ago

    OMG, so funny XD.

    Loading...
    Reply
  4. Joy
    •
    12 years ago

    How come you changed your page??? I thought I took a wrong turn!!!

    Loading...
    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Previous Post

Q&A: "Books that I…

In Picking up Facts

Q&A: "Books that I am reading" widget

View Post

Next Post

F/H: 40 things you wish…

In Fun/Humour

F/H: 40 things you wish you could say at work...

View Post

About Sanityfound

Often known as a tad crazy I come from Cape Town, South Africa. Started travelling abroad at 16, lived in a number of countries, have gone to over 250 concerts & festivals and… Honestly I never feel more alive than when I am on an adventure, experiencing a new country or trying some wacky food!

Follow Me!

Looking for something?

Subscribe to Blog via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 5,434 other subscribers

Latest Ramblings

In Humans

Covid-19 bringing Ubuntu back?

View Post

Humpty Dumpty

In Life's Lessons

The truth about being Humpty Dumpty

View Post

In Life

Kicking the Negative Stones of Life

View Post

In America

African in America: First Impressions

View Post

function WP_Widget::widget() must be overridden in a subclass.