The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.
“Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any.”
“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety three.”
“Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world.”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said:
“It’s easy, I just outlived the bitches.”
Sue
•15 years ago
Well, that doesn’t sound too hard!
cordieb
•15 years ago
Ha Ha. . . . perhaps I’ll not have any enemys one of these old days. . . lol.
PLL, CordieB.
Doraz
•15 years ago
You actually got a smile out of me on this one! Cute! Thanks!
Joy
•15 years ago
This one is freaking hilarious.
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Aye Cordie one day we shall be able to say that we got rid of them bitches once and for all! ROFL
Hayden Tompkins
•15 years ago
WOW.
psychscribe
•15 years ago
This one I love because I have a 100 year old grandmother whose attitude and manner of speaking is EXACTLY this!!!!
fibi
•15 years ago
Love it!
bridgeout
•15 years ago
That is excellent! I love that! 😀