WHEN I’M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME !
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, “Hi, Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?”
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew…
“They won’t let me fart!” .
holeycheese
•14 years ago
This is funny but mainly sad.. I have too much experience from reality.. old people who are soo misunderstood. 🙁
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Know what you mean, and people in general are so impatient… so sad
Joy
•14 years ago
OMG Sanity. Your EVIL I tell ya!! LMAO!!!
cordieb
•14 years ago
ha ha. Poor Grandma. . . remind me to let my grandchildren know that they must allow me to lean!
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Joy *grins* not as bad as the one I sent ya ooo Cordie going to mail it to you – you will WET yourself!!!
kwoneshe2
•14 years ago
ROFL