Anesthesiologist’s business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist’s door: To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber’s truck: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Church’s Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-Smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist’s Office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff.
On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company : We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
holeycheese
•15 years ago
Not exactly same thing.. but my dentist used to have a picture of a clock beside the real clock on the wall – and then the text “actual time” and “wish time” (not sure I picked right words), where the wish time of course was the time when they finish work. =)
Joy
•15 years ago
I tried to pick my favorite one but can’t, these are all very good.
A broad
•15 years ago
Just the humour I needed to give me a break while doing paperwork today…once again…thank you SF! 🙂
meor@maru
•15 years ago
haha… this is just so funny… thanks SF, you made my day…
thatdudeyouknow
•15 years ago
LOL!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Holeycheese that is too funny and cute! I would so have one of those clocks – poetic even!
Joy am about to ship you some specially baked cookies! (don’t believe a word that Amber says about them!)
Abroad paperwork? YURGH!!!
Meor@maru glad you enjoyed lol!
TDYK … for some reason apparently my cookies are dangerous???
cordieb
•15 years ago
I’m just awakening from my unconsciousness. The stress is releaved, but I’ve got a pounding headache that won’t let up. Perhaps I’ll take some fuckitall pills. PLL, CordieB.
glaize
•15 years ago
Wow! They do make some sense, don’t they? Huh? Huh? rofl!!!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Cordie you are too funny I can’t stop laughing out loud now, we must get shipments sent out of that fukitall for sure! Phew *breathe*
Glaize lmao