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In Fun/Humour

F/H: The payback

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied, ‘It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow’

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  1. Visionary
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    12 years ago

    Thats women for you – no sense of humour 😉

    This reminds me of a true story a Thai girlfriend told me. When she was a teenager, she met an English guy who had come to Thailand on holiday and they ended up living together for a while. I’ve never understood why people do this (maybe someone can explain the rational) but he was in the habit of shaking a liberal dose of talcum powder into his underpants after his shower too.

    One day after showering at her house he reached for what he thought was talcum powder generously seasoned his meat and 2 veg with the soothing white powder then continued to dress. A few moments later he started to notice an uncomfortable cold burning sensation that just kept getting stronger and stronger until with his eyes streaming with tears he ripped his clothes off and screamed.

    My friend heard the commotion and came to see what the problem was. She found herself confronted by her new English boyfriend running round the room naked cupping his scrotum in both hands and trying to keep his thighs wide enough to prevent contact and sobbing like a baby.

    It turned out that what he had taken to be plain talcum powder was in fact Thai remedy for prickly heat which is a mixture of talcum powder and powdered menthol crystals. If you don’t know what menthol does imagine the strongest cough sweet you can multiplied by 100 rubbed all over your genitals.

    If the story ended there it would already have been a great but when she explained his mistake to him, before she could stop him, he turned on the hot shower and leaped in to wash the corrosive mixture from his nether regions.

    Now if you don’t know about menthol, you won’t know that what ever it’s properties when dry, they are magnified about 1000 fold when wet…

    Love V

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  2. Fitch
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    12 years ago

    This was just too funny! Loved it!

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  3. Joy
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    12 years ago

    I loved this too. LMAO!!!

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  4. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    Visionary OMG I would so die to have been in that room!!! ROFLMAO dang! OUCH!

    Fitch and Joy, glad you two enjoyed its!

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  5. Amber
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    12 years ago

    ROFL – too damn funny. When I was doing work experience for 2 weeks at school I worked in a department store. Men’s clothes. A man was trying to flirt with me and asked me really in a yucky way what size underwear did I think he wore… without skipping a beat I smiled and said politely extra small!

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