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Joy
•11 years ago
This is hilarious. To cute.
SanityFound
•11 years ago
Aye if I was a guy married for so long I can sooo see me checkin for that very expiry date!
Hayden Tompkins
•11 years ago
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, ‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?’
Brad Pitt said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the hottest man alive but
I’ve never had it confirmed.’
Jennifer Lopez agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.’
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen’s mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ‘Well, it’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.’
Brad Pitt followed and boasted, ‘It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!’
Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, ‘ Who the hell is SanityFound?
🙂
SanityFound
•11 years ago
OMG the tears are literally rolling down my cheeks from laughing SO hard!!! TFF thanks you!
Ok who is Jennifer Lopez again?
Jokes
Ok need to calm down now phew! Swear payback is coming your way! ROFL
mssc54
•11 years ago
Look at the fine print BALA… you’re in it for life.
Make it a good one!
SanityFound
•11 years ago
LOL aye tis true!
deepsm25
•11 years ago
LOL……Cute..and the funniest was Hayden’s joke!!! LOL!