The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng – Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos – Cairo
French fried ships – Cairo
Garlic Coffee – Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) – Europe
Boiled Frogfish – Europe
Sweat from the trolley – Europe
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream – China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse – Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose – Poland
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion – Poland
Fried friendship – Nepal
Strawberry crap – Japan
Pork with fresh garbage – Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam – Bali
French Creeps – L.A.
Fried fishermen – Japan
Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes – Japan
Pepelea’s Meat Balls – Romania
Product Names
Clean Finger Nail – Chinese tissues
Kolic – Japanese mineral water
Creap Creamy Powder – Japanese Coffee Creamer
Swine – Chinese chocolates
Libido – Chinese soda
Pocari Sweat – Japanese sport drink
Shocking – Japanese chewing gum
Cat Wetty – Japanese moistened hand towels
Pipi – Yugoslavian orangeade
Polio – Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Crundy – Japanese gourmet candy
Superglans – Netherlands car wax
I’m Dripper – Japanese instant coffee
Zit – Greek soft drink
Colon Plus – Spanish detergent
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diaryofarecoveredbulimic
•14 years ago
Yum! This makes me so hungry! 🙁
HeLL-dA
•14 years ago
Hihi, they doesn’t make me hungry.
Garlic coffe?
Hmmm.. I dunno how the taste of it…
Btw, Indonesian Nazi Goreng, in Indonesian, it also called Nasi Goreng Indonesia..
😉
nikki
•14 years ago
Not sure I’d want to drink something called Zit?? Some of these are just nasty sounding!!! Garlic coffee,boiled frogfish, toes w/ butter and jam??? CRAZY!!!
Joy
•14 years ago
Eeewwww!
SanityFound
•14 years ago
DRB LOL I knows those frogs sound delish don’t they!
Hell-da welcome to insanity, ta for the correction – what is it by the way? Yers Garlic Coffee keeps the vampires away, very highly recommended in Romania!
Nikki yers nothing like a bit of toes with jam YUM crunchy though so perhaps not coz they will crack my newly replaced false toofs tsk (they broke on the last batch of frog legs)
Joy ROFL yers gross indoods
mssc54
•14 years ago
The two listed for Cairo may actually be on target.
angryafrican
•14 years ago
Okay… Hopefully you don’t have too many Souf Efrikan readers. My sisters used to tell me all these disgusting things when I asked what were we having for dinner/lunch/breakfast. A few of them…
1. Skaapholle en uiepitte
2. Beesballe en raape
3. Slangkak en chutney
4. Hoenderpoepol en tamatiesous
5. Vistiete en aspersies
Hehe! Sorry… I actually ate Mopani worms a few times in Zambia, horse (yuk) in Switzerland, sheep brains on the farms (yum) and some things I didn’t want to ask about in Mali and in Mexico. But the weirdest thing was a burger from Wendy’s in the US. Looks like a burger and smells like a burger… But this wasn’t a duck.
SanityFound
•14 years ago
Mssc54 eeeeeek
AngryAfrican your sisters were CRUEL! ROFLMAO quite literally Skaapholle *hurl* I still don’t get how people can eat hoenderpoepol serials. Dang you are adventurous I can so see you doing survivor! Oh man my stomach is turning!