Note: Maybe you’ve read these before, I know I never tire of them – tff for sure. – Sorry have been quiet have been prepping for my US Embassy interview tomorrow so wish me lucks! Mwah
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SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS — female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
PENLIGHT — male, because it can be turned on very easily, but isn’t very bright.
TIRE — male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it…and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
SPONGES — female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE — female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE — male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER — female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS — male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY — male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS — female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around and is good for killing bugs.
Joy
•15 years ago
Hey, good luck chickadee 🙂 Let us know how it goes.
Deeps
•15 years ago
hey good luck lady! I am sure you will rock the interview and blowwww alll of them away!!!
Doraz
•15 years ago
Good Luck with the interview! Hope you get the position you want! Have a fabulous weekend!
Sue
•15 years ago
These were funny! Good luck with the interview and let us know how it goes:)
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Thanks all, I still can’t believe I got it! Phew *breathe* what a mind trip!