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In Fun/Humour

Important Notice!

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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have  absorbed more than 1 kg of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kg of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.

It is better to drink wine and talk shit .. than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service

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  1. vishesh
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    13 years ago

    ha nice observation πŸ™‚ btw did the tag πŸ™‚

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  2. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Off to go have a read

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  3. razzbuffnik
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    13 years ago

    Whew!

    Thank goodness I drank that wine with dinner tonight!

    I guess I’m going to have some on my cereal in the morning as well, now.

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  4. symbolicgodzilla
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    13 years ago

    Don’t encourage my drunken escapades.

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  5. @mmonyte
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    13 years ago

    Lucky that I have just been up to the brewery to collect this weekend’s supply!

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  6. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Razz – oooo wine with cereal now that could be an interesting mix *makes notes to try it out tomorrow morning*

    SG – aye I am using it now as an excuse to have another glass, no one can stop me!

    Mr @mmo that is just mean, now am thirsty… brewery makes that yeasty stuff don’t they…? Alcoholic grape juice waaaay healthier I tell you!

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  7. Joy
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    13 years ago

    I guess I’ll just have to drink more beer! What a bummer πŸ˜‰

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  8. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    eeeeek alcoholic grape juice… I repeat… grape juice!!!

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  9. Vanessa
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    13 years ago

    That settles it….. I am giving up water starting today……

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  10. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    and besides that you know what the fishes do in it don’t you???

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  11. ilegirl
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    13 years ago

    Thanks for the inspiration! In approximately 36 hours and 53 minutes I shall be steadfastly observing this Law of Drinkingdynamics from a perch on the rue de Rivoli.

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  12. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Lucky cow! Am sooooo jealous but exciteds as well for you πŸ˜€ Please ensure to have a glass bottle for me! … and no photos of yummy cakes and the likes!

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