An adopted Meme from Kwoneshe2

I’ve come to realize that my hair …..
will always stick up like a punk plugged in to the mains

I’ve come to realize that this weekend….
I may need to slip some anti-psychotics into someones drink

I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving….
the roads are miracularsely clear of humans and other cars

I’ve come to realize that I need…
find a song to replace:

it’s been in my head for just over a decade now… oh and this one as well

I’ve come to realize that I have lost…..
all hope of sanity and that I never really wanted it anyway’s, I mean just how boring can you get!!!! huh huh???

I’ve come to realize that I hate it when…
you crave a celery stick and all the shops are closed!!! Just how inconsiderate can they be???

I’ve come to realize that today is…
the perfect day to learn something new, to dream a new dream, to laugh at something different and to be me in my entirety.

I’ve come to realize that money…
is a necessary evil to live my dreams but will never own me

I’ve come to realize that certain people…
mean more to me than I can translate into words, it is just a big ball of warmth and fuzziness, they are my true family

I’ve come to realize that I’ll always be…
special in the head but it’s ok because so are you

I’ve come to realize that I have a crush on…
Winnie the Pooh in a Londonish zoo

I’ve come to realize that my mom…
is an amazing woman with demons that haunt her every waking moment

I’ve come to realize that my cell phone is…
only ever attached to me when I am out walking. It has three uses: 1. Safety weapon, it is a hard object. When attacked take phone and ram it where it hurts or chuck it at the persons nethers and run for it. 2. Call the emergency number and hope that they aren’t taking diarrhoea breaks. 3. Brilliant mp3 player that pumps soul music and calms my ass down

I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning…
that eating too many cookies gets your stomach an extra :

I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep…
that I am one of the luckiest people in the world, you should meet the incredible people in my life, phew

I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking about..
this silly thing sheesh, you honestly think I can multi-task??? Oh yeah sorry I forgot I am woman (don’t kill me) … I am thinking about becoming a stow-away and the pros/cons that are involved… ie what happens if they catch you, do they throw you off boat/out of plane, what do you eat, rats? hmm yers must think more on this one!

I’ve come to realize that my dad…
was just a man doing the best he could with the tools he had, just like you, just like me.

I’ve come to realize that my life…
has been one of the most exciting roller coaster rides ever and I even got candy floss along the way!

I’ve come to realize that tonight…
I have less patience than I ever imagined before, I want to be able to do certain things right this second but I feel God holding my hands behind my back. I struggle but he says it is not my time, I am a rebel *shrug* … he knows that so then perhaps rebelling is the way to go??? BTW God in my next life can I have less ass and more boobs? You know… more balance, ta!

I’ve come to realize that tomorrow …
is going to be amazing because I am me and I am true to myself argh bugger that… I just can’t wait to spread a little bit more insanity…

I’ve come to realize that I really want to…
meet all the amazing people I have met through blogging, I see a round the world trip, many stop overs, many laughs… can you just imagine the photo exposé thingie! Yeah who’s with me???

I am lazy (Brit aka peanut gallery quiet) so if you read that <—- you are tagged, don’t you just love it. Come on this is a fun one / seriarse one depending how you take it… dare ya!