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In Fun/Humour

F/H: Dream Girl

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a night-cap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’

‘No,’ she replies..

WAIT for it. .

It’s coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She says:

‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

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  1. symbolicgodzilla
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    13 years ago

    Any girl willing to make such a bad pun has to be a winner.

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  2. neilina
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    13 years ago

    πŸ™‚

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  3. Joy
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    13 years ago

    You are so bad!!

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  4. enreal
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    13 years ago

    This was so corny it was hilarious… I love corny jokes πŸ˜‰

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  5. Vanessa
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    13 years ago

    Corny is right…..right to the very end!

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  6. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Ooo Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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    He wasn’t peeling very well

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  7. glaize
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    13 years ago

    And I thought I was bad enough… πŸ˜€ had fun laughing at this!

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  8. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Lol glad you enjoyed and I got you laffing!

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  9. Reema
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    13 years ago

    Lol πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ good one!!

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  10. symbolicgodzilla
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    13 years ago

    Banana puns have the added bonus of being phallic.

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  11. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    ROFLMAO SG you are too much!!!Great now can’t stop laughing! sheesh

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  12. symbolicgodzilla
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    13 years ago

    Hey, you’re the one who made the pun. That’s hot.

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  13. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Lol yeah yeah wells I am a laughter addict anything can set me off – seriously

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