I got these in my inbox, I was wondering… are they funny, rude, funny or wrong?
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Male Bashing 101
He said . . . I don’t now why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That’s a good idea – you stand by the oven while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you’re never there.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow
Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.”
“But God,” the man says, “why did you make her dumb?”
God says: “So she would love you.”
For all those men who say. “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Well women can say “it’s not worth buying the entire pig just to get a little sausage”
@mmonyte
•15 years ago
I like joke 4 best 😀
Joy
•15 years ago
LOL!! I like #5 and this one “He said . . . Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you’re never there.” LMAO!
cordieb
•15 years ago
Another TFF. I laughed so hard my tummy hurts. And this stuff is so damn true. Funny, yet true. lol. PLL, CordieB.
glaize
•15 years ago
Definitely cracks me up!
ilegirl
•15 years ago
I LOVE the jewelry graphic. I want it on a t-shirt!
Aparna Gonibeed
•15 years ago
Funny.. I think its really funny! Rude? Nah.. We need some more of this.. more like a daily dosage!!! 🙂
Apar
•15 years ago
I like these…am tired of getting those which do the women bashing all the time 🙂 We really need more of these!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
I love that you @mmo have been the only brave enough male to comment on this post *bows*
Glad you all enjoyed… fact or fiction – the best jokes are normally the ones that are too true! lmao!
Ilegirl we must add it into the range – along with “Meditate on this”
Apar & Aparna welcome to insanity
darrylf
•15 years ago
I thought they were very funny, I think its ok to make a little fun of everybody, Laughter is a good spice in life.
deepsm25
•15 years ago
Number 3, 8 rocks!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Darryl Thank you, finally another brave man! Agreed I laugh hard when someone is ripping women off – ten to one because I do the stuff they talk about (just between you and me).
Deeps thought you’d like those ones! Lol
angryafrican
•15 years ago
Ouch. That cuts way too close for my liking. It’s like hearing my wife…
SanityFound
•15 years ago
Lol don’t let the wife find this post!
Hmm so far that is three brave men…. hats off to you guys… the rest are just scared I see…
Joy
•15 years ago
That’s my brother Darryl up there!! He’s no brave man!! LMAO!!!!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
LMAO Darryl now naturally has to defend himself the poor man! Bet you fed him cat food huh???
Martha
•15 years ago
ROFL. Ah, what a nice break from packing!! They’re bad, but soooo funny!!
SanityFound
•15 years ago
All the bad stuff is funny haha how bad is THAT!!!
Am soooo jealous hmph a trip to the US … you are going to have so much funs! *grins*