Yes I know that a few of you movie buffs may have thought that it was one Tom Cruise in particular. I apologise there are in fact 3 in America alone. No, sadly I am not kidding.
This Tom Cruise is from sunny South Africa, who is in fact the cousin of Mon Creep over in England (don’t be alarmed at his hair cut, @mmo will be sorting it out forth with). When I first spotted him at my window like a peeping Tom I just knew it was Cruise. The excitement bubbled inside me and soon I started screaming like a full blown groupie but with one slight difference. Mine was fear not adulation.
I know it may seem a bit hard to recognise him in the photo below, for some reason the anti-shake function was not working but needless to say I got the snap. How did I know it was Tom Cruise? By his funky Top Gun crew cut and not his length. That and the guy looked a bit like a Scientologist in need of some Prozac. Seriously, I mean look at him!
Ok so perhaps the Prozac more because he had this screaming shaking paparazzi snapping the camera off in his big jawed face the whole time
Hey I got to meet Tom Cruise AND take his photo