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In Fun/Humour

New Years Resolutions you can keep…

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Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more.

6. Drink. Drink some more.

7. Take up a new habit: smoking.

8. Spend at least $1000 a month on Ladies of the Night.

9. Spend more time at work.

10. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine.

11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

12. Quit giving money & time to charity.

13 Start being superstitious.

14. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

15. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

16. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.

17. Personal goal: bring back disco.

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  1. donstuff
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    12 years ago

    I’m going to work on #17 (this is opposite, right?).

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  2. vishesh unni raghunathan
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    12 years ago

    lol 😛

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  3. Joy
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    12 years ago

    This the funniest thing ever!!!

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  4. Hayden Tompkins
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    12 years ago

    Hell to the YES on #17. WOOHOO!!!

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  5. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    Viva la disco!!!

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