I don’t wax floors because … I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
I don’t mind the dust bunnies because … They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don’t Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous
I don’t pull weeds in the garden because .. I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don’t put things away because . My husband will never be able to find them again. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don’t iron because … I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.
I don’t stress much on anything because … “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!
REMEMBER . . . .
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.