I don’t do windows because … I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don’t wax floors because … I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
I don’t mind the dust bunnies because … They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don’t Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous
I don’t pull weeds in the garden because .. I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don’t put things away because . My husband will never be able to find them again. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don’t iron because … I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.
I don’t stress much on anything because … “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!
REMEMBER . . . .
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
Hayden Tompkins
•14 years ago
LMAO!!!! I am printing this out and putting it on the fridge.
Joy
•14 years ago
I agree with Hayden. This is so me!!! LMAO!!! Clean house??? What’s that???
holeycheese
•14 years ago
Only a tiny little bit me.. I actually prefer the house clean. but I kinda gave up.
thatdudeyouknow
•14 years ago
lol! I’ll remember these…
@mmonyte
•14 years ago
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“I don’t put things away because My husband will never be able to find them again”
/quote
Something you aren’t telling Us?
mssc54
•14 years ago
I figure we can clean the house when all the kids are grown and gone…. Let’s see, it’s 2008 and we are adopting a four and six year old.
Man this house is going need some help in another twelve to fourteen years! 🙂
Elena
•14 years ago
This is hilarious! Great guilt-buster too…
SanityFound
•14 years ago
I am so the house cleaning queen I don’t even know where the on button on the vacuum cleaner is… each time I look for it it runs away from me!
psychscribe
•14 years ago
Love it, love it, love it!!! Soooooo me, she confesses defiantly…
SanityFound
•14 years ago
ROFL you are funny!
Suzanne
•13 years ago
Too funny for words! Thank you for the laugh!