The 10 Definitive Signs of PMS are:
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, ‘How’s my driving? Call 1 800 ****”**.’
6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You’re convinced there’s a God and he’s male.
8. You’re counting down the days until menopause.
9. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Now the male version of having a bad day… click on the images to see them full screen! Make sure to read the comments…
Funny Friday Classics
a-broader view with Differences Between Men and Women
A broad
•14 years ago
Good one…Please have a look at my PMS entry about me… http://abview.wordpress.com/2008/02/12/mad-cow/
and some things never change!
cordieb
•14 years ago
ROFL – oh my goodness. This one is so funny, and I’m not sure about everyne else, but each line really applies to me during PMS except the ibuprophen bottle; and that’s probally only because I use Extra Strenght Tylenol PM. I swear there is a conspiracy going on around PMS time – normally I try to stay to myself to avoid hurting feelings – because once I get started I can bring up old and new. G usually just says, oh it must be that time of the month again. Great list – so funny, yet true. PLL, CordieB.
amandzing
•14 years ago
😆
ilegirl
•14 years ago
Ah yes, #8! Can’t wait.
Wow – the ebay posting was quite funny and a bit scary at the same time.
SanityFound
•14 years ago
A broad I wrote something last night here but I think I passed out 🙁 I really enjoyed that post of yours OMG you are TFF!
Cordie ROFL eeek woman can indeed get scary, I to swallow huge amounts of pills which I can’t stand aint it fun! Glad you enjoyed this one and don’t forget the gOOfy in our travels – not you the others
Amandzing lol
Ilegirl you are a card! Yeah that ebay thing is dang scary, sadly it is real… eeeeek