Adopted from Kwonshe’s A Meme

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? both of my dead grandparents, I am really really thankful that I didn’t get my great grandmother’s name.  I can’t repeat it sorry.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Trick question? huh huh? punk?

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? it changes depending on who I am writing to. I like the flowery version, I mean flowing version you know the one with squiggles and little daisies everywhere… yip that one.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? meat for lunch? I eat no no no processed meat except frankfurters and that is at a push, I am really fussy about sausages you know.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I have thus far saved their sanity by not having any

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah probably but I’d also probably want to kill me like everyone else does and sure as heck I would hide my cookies away from me.

7. GREATEST FEAR? ——–>

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? erm well hmm no but that is a lonnnng story and they kinda fled.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?  No but I like Hang Gliding least then there are no ropes attached! 

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? If I have to then its fruit museli but generally I don’t eat it

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Depends, some of my shoes have laces but then you aren’t meant to undo them… hard to explain… we love shoes *shrug*.

WAIT don’t let Ilegirl see this question she is weaning herself off of them… !

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Of course I can lift a Volkswagen mini van one time shoe shine… ok ok it is a Gol/Citi golf but hey I can lift it oks.  I just can’t open bottles to save my life, that includes a bottle of juice.  I can’t do it.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? All? Ok well Aylesbury Tin Roof: Creamy vanilla (like cheesecake yummy) then runny chocolate sauce hidden in its folds with nut sprinkles (no not the fake stuff I’m talking REAL nuts here).  The ice cream is never rock hard so I prefer it.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? I take their “whole” in,  I read bodies and then adapt to their persona… is that the question? erm their shoes. 

15. RED OR PINK? pinkyred

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOU? How long do you have? Jokes I love me… I don’t lie well, I need to improve on this  

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Winnie the Pooh or Piglet, Can’t decide I loved them boff  

18. WHAT IS THE GREATEST THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? I adore every aspect of myself.  Suppose my compassion and humour, I can’t imagine life without either.

19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? HA HA Another trick question isn’t it???

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? do you REALLY want to know? Ok ok it was raw pork and yummy veggies 

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? my heart beat and Gabrielle, about to change it over to the Shines or the Hoosiers, haven’t decided yet

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? The Box

23. FAVOURITE SMELLS? everything EXCEPT aroma au de doglishfart

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my bank and my lawyer. 

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO TAGGED THIS TO YOU? I stole it… well not stole just well ya knows… she is luffly and I adopted her and that is that

26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH: snail races

27. HAIR COLOUR? dark brunette and as of this morning just about gray HELLO? at MY age? Seriously it seems I have gone gray in the last two days… you can stop laffing now. Mean it. I know where you live *gives the look*

28. EYE COLOUR? Blue/gray/green

29. Do you wear contacts or glasses? When I am tired I wear these really intelligent looking glasses but I will deny this most days and you never heard it here.

30. FAVOURITE FOOD? Cookies (duh!)

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Depends on my mood… both an option? I like making happy endings into scary movies by forcing guys to watch Chick Flicks!

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Bucket List

33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? White… that was another trick question wasn’t it? I actually lied I have right this minute 1 x long sleeve top, 1 x thinnish jersey, 1 x thick jersey, 1 x zip up thermal fleece and finally 1x fleece jumper.  Just call me the Michelin kid. Oh sorry pants? I have two on and 3 pairs of socks WITH boots. I swear I look erm like that kid.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Spring sheesh talk about narrowing the options to black and white again… where’s the gray?

35. HUGS OR KISSES? I love love love hugs and I give them away for free, seriously.

36. FAVOURITE DESSERT? Dessert tsk

37. WHO IS YOUR HERO? Anyone that I meet that is pure of heart, lives their dream and does what they can for others and for the world.  Real Humans. So if you take that into effect then YOU are my Hero.  How does that make you feel hero of mine?

38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? drive people nuts, steal cookies, eat cookies, paint, test fermented grape juice, photography, plan my escape and pull faces in the mirror to see how funny I look.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Diary of a Recovered Bulimic, an awesome and touching life story that I recommend to everyone and anyone. 

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I have no squashed mouses near me

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? You really want to know???

42. FAVOURITE SOUND? Well sung music, the birds as I wake up, my heart beat, my feet heading away from here… oh that is soon ha! 

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Tough one, here we have beetles that roll the stones

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Rome? Argentina

45. DO YOU HAVE A WEIRD TALENT? I would have to kill you 

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Military 2, Kennilworth oh sorry Cape Towns

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED? Oh about a minute ago at some strange American (yeah she was accusing me of stealing cookies again… phah!)

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 20:13:33

49. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PRAYED? During dinner… (read up top) 

50. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOU WHAT WOULD IT BE? My origin, I’d choose a better coloured passport… Dark green doesn’t suit me.

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