There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn’t even talk about…
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Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, “What’s that perfume?” The first responds, “Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle.” The elevator…
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WHEN I’M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME ! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday…
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There is something to be said about the nether regions of the canine species. For some reason they are able to emit the biggest variety of odours known to…
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If…