He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . .…
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Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: “Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment…
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Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, “What’s that perfume?” The first responds, “Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle.” The elevator…
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ TEACHER…
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It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids,”As soon as you can name the…
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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister…
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A little boy went up to his father and asked; “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it…
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The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants. Cold shredded children and…
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Here are some nice Dilbert’s one liners.. 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is…
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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard…