Friday funnies ~ Little Johnny

Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: “Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that.” Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: “Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t forewarned.” __________________________________ The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. … Continue reading Friday funnies ~ Little Johnny

Friday Funnies : Why some kids get in trouble in school

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” ____________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication … Continue reading Friday Funnies : Why some kids get in trouble in school

Friday funnies: Smart kid

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher  asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in … Continue reading Friday funnies: Smart kid

Funny Friday Quickies

A little boy went up to his father and asked; “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.” _________________________________________________________ “Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.” “That’s very fair, … Continue reading Funny Friday Quickies

Friday Funny: Menu item translations

The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants. Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng – Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos – Cairo French fried ships – Cairo Garlic Coffee – Europe Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) – Europe … Continue reading Friday Funny: Menu item translations

Funny Friday: In-flight humour

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a southwest airlines employee: “there may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane.” 2. Pilot: “folks, we have reached our cruising altitude … Continue reading Funny Friday: In-flight humour