A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three…
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand…
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I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second…
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ TEACHER…
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It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids,”As soon as you can name the…
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a…
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“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little…
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I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,”Daddy, look at…
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A number of primary schools were doing a project on “The Sea.” Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare…
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Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you’re…