F/H: A Policeman Testifies in Court

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this  policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, … Continue reading F/H: A Policeman Testifies in Court

F/H: Country Doctors

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who  was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sickto my stomach.” The older doctor said, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. … Continue reading F/H: Country Doctors

F/H: 40 things you wish you could say at work…

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to … Continue reading F/H: 40 things you wish you could say at work…

F/H: All the questions!

“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?” … Continue reading F/H: All the questions!

Friday Funny: Most Embarrassing Moments

The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine. 1 “While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start … Continue reading Friday Funny: Most Embarrassing Moments

F/H: Criminal Hall of Shame

Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people, many of whom use  their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity *while* also breaking the law. To these brave men and women we present the highest possible honour: entry into the “Stupid-Criminal Hall of Shame.”  Following are their accounts… Kentucky … Continue reading F/H: Criminal Hall of Shame