F/H: 10 peeves that dogs have about humans

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it! 5. Any … Continue reading F/H: 10 peeves that dogs have about humans

F/H: Barbie’s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but it’s definitely payback time! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m … Continue reading F/H: Barbie’s Letter to Santa

F/H: Country Doctors

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who  was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sickto my stomach.” The older doctor said, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. … Continue reading F/H: Country Doctors

Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes

“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the  word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’” “I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a … Continue reading Hilarious Demetri Martin Quotes

F/H: Ways to reject pick-up lines

WARNING: May be considered below the belt (excuse the pun) so you are warned if you can’t handle it don’t read… 1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” 3.) Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” 4.) Man: “I’d really like to get into … Continue reading F/H: Ways to reject pick-up lines