Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he … Continue reading F/H: Good Husband
Do this, and don’t cheat by reading the whole thing first. It’s hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don’t spend all day on it. DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON’T IT WONT WORK!!! You must NOT scroll down until you draw your … Continue reading Pig Personality Test
Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favourite position is the “rodeo”. The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it ? The first cowboy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and … Continue reading F/H: Cowboy style…
I got these in my inbox, I was wondering… are they funny, rude, funny or wrong? 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never … Continue reading Male or Mail bashing?
Well perhaps the right word is “warm”. Sex sex sex wow wow… Well apparently South Africa topped a global sex report on sexual protection against sexually transmitted infections and HIV/Aids, all according to our friends Durex. At the same time we hear that SA is also tops on HIV/Aids infections world wide. I am impressed, so Durex tested 26,000 people out of 44 million and … Continue reading Contradiction anyone? SA is serving them cold
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out … Continue reading I love that Pig!
Oh how I miss sitting in the cockpit, taking the controls in my hands and feeling the power of the air under the wings as I sore over the landscape below. Yes, take that shocked look off your faces all of you that know about my driver’s license incident, there are no people walking around the sky and to date no humans have been injured… … Continue reading Life in a plane