A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand…
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’…
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He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . .…
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I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second…
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Disclaimer: I have many many many American friends who I think are extremely intelligent, wonderful and just plain awesome but as the stats go in a large country you’re…
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Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: “Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment…
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God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We’re OK Now Veni, Vedi, Visa:…
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a…
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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to…
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A little boy went up to his father and asked; “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it…