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In Fun/Humour

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

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Good : Your wife is pregnant.image
Bad : It’s triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good : Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She’s a lawyer

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He’s involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You’re in them

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : You give the ‘birds and bees’ talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It’s another man.
Ugly : He’s your best friend

Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

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  1. vanessaleighsblog
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    12 years ago

    You are right: certainly good, bad AND ugly…… LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    Yeah the Ugly sounds too much like Murphy and I know that barsteward all to well can tell ya!

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  3. froggywoogie
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    12 years ago

    Good can be so boringly expectable 😆

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  4. Joy
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    12 years ago

    Got me again!! These are great. Love the woman next door one! LMAO!!!

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  5. glaize
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    12 years ago

    Suddenly the room spins with me while I excuse myself for a laugh – love them!

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  6. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    Froggywoogie Happy birthday toooo youuuuu you look like a monkey and belong in a zooooo ok wait there is more coming… watch this space

    Joy *grins* coffee on monitor??? dang ok ok will try agains

    Glaize lol Murphy is a pain in the dart board can tell ya!

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  7. froggywoogie
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    12 years ago

    Damn, how did you know it was my birthday?
    Was I drunk and I signed up some weird documents? Lol
    THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! It was unexpected and it has sincerely touched my heart

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  8. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    *denies denies denies* I have a useless memory for these things dunno it was a miracle!

    Hope you have the most fantabulist of days!

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    12 years ago

    […] by froggywoogie in 1. Tags: The Good the Bad and the Ugly trackback In response to Sanity’s funny post, I’ve found this version of the film – okay movie if you prefer ’s famous tune. […]

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