Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It’s triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago
Good : Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She’s a lawyer
Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He’s involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You’re in them
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you
Good : You give the ‘birds and bees’ talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It’s another man.
Ugly : He’s your best friend
Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
vanessaleighsblog
•13 years ago
You are right: certainly good, bad AND ugly…… LOL!!!!!!!!!!
SanityFound
•13 years ago
Yeah the Ugly sounds too much like Murphy and I know that barsteward all to well can tell ya!
froggywoogie
•13 years ago
Good can be so boringly expectable 😆
Joy
•13 years ago
Got me again!! These are great. Love the woman next door one! LMAO!!!
glaize
•13 years ago
Suddenly the room spins with me while I excuse myself for a laugh – love them!
SanityFound
•13 years ago
Froggywoogie Happy birthday toooo youuuuu you look like a monkey and belong in a zooooo ok wait there is more coming… watch this space
Joy *grins* coffee on monitor??? dang ok ok will try agains
Glaize lol Murphy is a pain in the dart board can tell ya!
froggywoogie
•13 years ago
Damn, how did you know it was my birthday?
Was I drunk and I signed up some weird documents? Lol
THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! It was unexpected and it has sincerely touched my heart
SanityFound
•13 years ago
*denies denies denies* I have a useless memory for these things dunno it was a miracle!
Hope you have the most fantabulist of days!
The Good the Bad and the Ugly « Tales From My Planet
•13 years ago
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