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In Fun/Humour

The Hairdryer…

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.”

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  1. tysdaddy
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    13 years ago

    Thanks for the much needed laugh!

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  2. InSanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Glad you enjoyed it!

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  3. Joy
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    13 years ago

    I would really like to say something but I’ll keep my mouth shut!! For once!! LOL!!!

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  4. InSanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Noooooooooo say it say it I dare ya… goans spill! Think of it as therapy sista and get it out… LOL

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  5. ilegirl
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    13 years ago

    Oh dear, that is too funny!

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  6. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    lol yeah I love this one, glad you did to!

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