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In Fun/Humour, Life's Lessons

The Helicopter

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’

Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’

To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’

Morris replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!’

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  1. deepsm25
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    12 years ago

    LOL…Funny!

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  2. Joy
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    12 years ago

    Hey, where did you get that pic of Paul and I??? I thought I had it well hidden!

    Seriously, to funny!!!

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  3. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    Heh heh I have my sources and I shan’t be telling (Thanks Sue!!!)

    Glad you both enjoyed!

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  4. Joy
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    12 years ago

    LOL!! LMAO!!!

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  5. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    *grins* come on it is me you are talking to you can not expect anything but crazy yers?

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  6. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    btw Joy where did you get that stroller stick thing it is to DIE for seriously!!! oh and do they come in pink?

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