Got this one from innocent Deeps and just had to share it (you’ll understand at the end of it rofl), if you have a funny one by all means forward to sanityf @ gmail . com (please note the sanity part…)
A woman walks into the Mt. Druitt Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids…
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL yours?
‘Yeah they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats.
‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.’
‘This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.’
‘OK, and who’s next?’
‘Well, this one he is Terry, also.’
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri.
‘All right,’ says the caseworker. ‘I’m seeing a pattern here. Are they all named Terri?’
Their Mother replied, ‘Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell ‘Terry!’ An’ when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Terry!’ an’ they all come runnin.’ An’ if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell ‘Terry’ and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Terry.’
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, ‘But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch’ ?
‘I call them by their last names!’
Martha
•15 years ago
oh my goodness!
InSanityFound
•15 years ago
Is that a good thing or a bad “goodness”?
You also thought that Deeps was innocent huh… yers the truth is now out!
@mmonyte
•15 years ago
TFF! 🙂
InSanityFound
•15 years ago
😀
deepsm25
•15 years ago
LA LA LA LA LA …..!!!
InSanityFound
•15 years ago
Keep on singin sista you are waking up the nation!
Hayden Tompkins
•15 years ago
So wrong!
Vanessa
•15 years ago
Yes, wrong on SO many different levels………..
InSanityFound
•15 years ago
Perhaps it is only funny to me coz my family is very similar to this one (no jokes)
M54
•15 years ago
She is probably George Forman’s cousin! haha
InSanityFound
•15 years ago
lol off to go gooooogle George Forman
cordieb
•15 years ago
(LoL) sooooo funny! You are wrong though! I gotta email this to my conservative water cooler peers! PLL, CordieB.
InSanityFound
•15 years ago
I am so wrong I don’t abide by political correctness with the reason being people need to laugh more at the silly crazy things in life including flow-chart families (which I am one) etc. Life is too short not to laugh surely!