Dictionary: SanityFound

In life so often we come up with weird words and sayings, as I have mentioned before I often have impediment moments often resulting in myself and others using them (quite possibly to save me from embarrassment).

I have been told that often the words I use are not decipherable or easily understood either in their ambiguity or spelling so here I present you with the Audlish Dictionary, some words I accidentally invented, others are from the south African slang, some are my interpretations of words already in existence and some are heard from other peoples moments that I loved and adopted … hope it helps 🙂

If you read any words you don’t understand please let me know and I’ll add them – I am often in my own world and forget that I speak Audlish… 🙂

404

Definition: Someone who’s clueless

Accitartly

Origin: Accidentally

Definition: Someone who does not realise they are a tart

An Ancient

Definition: Someone who is wise

Ape

Definition: A moment where you lose the plot and go wild either while watching sport or at someone else’s actions; “you go ape”

Asparagus

Origin: stolen from sister; Aspersion

Definition: a false or misleading charge meant to harm someone’s reputation

A Strawberry Moment

Definition: A moment that brings about intense blushing

Atna

Origin: Company dictionary

Definition: a person who talks a lot but doesn’t do anything about it

Blamestorming

Origin: Brainstorming (impeppermint came out in a strategic meeting can’t take me anywhere)

Definition: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible

Bongo

Definition: Someone who does something silly

Boomerang

Definition: Karma; What comes around goes around

Cannibal

Definition: Someone who has no regard for others, a person who does not respect another

China

Definition: To most people, China is the world’s most populous country, but to a South African it means “good friend”, as in, “This girl’s my china”. It’s Cockney rhyming slang coming from “china plate” rhyming with “mate”.

Committee Member

Origin: Company Dictionary

Definition: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Deja-Moo

Origin: Deja vu

Definition: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull** before.

Drooldle

Pronunciation: Drool-dill

Definition: Someone who falls asleep in meetings

Emerald moment

Definition: Moment of jealousy or an object you desire; An intense feeling of wow; often said like “Oh wow that is such an emerald”

Hangover

Definition: The wrath of grapes; the after effects from making a mistake

Hectic

Origin: SA Slang

Pronunciation: Heck-tick

Definition: Something that is outrageously bad or good; often said when one is shocked

Ice moment

AKA: Ice Ice baby moment

Definition: The ice cold feeling you get in the instant you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake

Impeppermint

Origin: Impediment

Definition: A speech impediment or an embarrassing moment

Jeepers

Origin: Slang

Pronunciation: Jeep-ers

Definition: holy moley, exclamation

“Look there’s a fairy”

Origin: My sister caught me out with this one and I asked her where all excitedly

Pronunciation: Loud

Definition: Change the topic I’ve lost interest. Also used to see if people are paying attention, often they get caught out…

Mosquito

Definition: An insect that makes you like flies better; A person that keeps on buzzing around you and won’t go away

Narna

Pronunciation: Naa-rrr-na

Definition: A term of endearment for someone who is ripping you off or did something funny “You are such a narna”

Nutter

Definition: A really funny person that makes you fall off your chair from laughing too hard

Oxymoron

Definition: someone who is as dumb as an ox.

Plug-and-Play

Origin: The recruitment field

Definition: A new hire who doesn’t need any training.

Pollutant

Pronunciation: Pol-loo-tant

Definition: Someone who is negative or brings you down

Skatebol:

Origin: Afrikaans

Pronunciation: Ssss-kat-a-ball

Definition: A sweetheart; someone who is really sweet

Stress puppet:

Definition: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny

Stress Monkey:

Definition: A person that does cartwheels while stressed, they seem to become deranged and lose the ability to speak or act normally.

Tourists

Definition: People who do not participate in life

Vu deja:

Pronunciation: Vu-desh-a

Definition: The feeling you have never been here before, seeing a new place or experiencing something for the first time

Wow

Definition: A moment of speechlessness encompassing great fascination or intrigue

Vista

Definition: something or someone that looks pretty but has no substance

Yodasionary

Origin: Invented for Visionary (Save Our Species)

Pronunciation: Yo-duh-shon-arr-eeee

Definition: a person who has visionary thoughts of wise being

Yodafire

Definition: Someone who brings people to life, puts fire in them to start living

Yodafound

Origin: Invented by Amberfireinus

Definition: Someone who is trying to find wisdom (yodafoundling) or has found wisdom (yodafound) or someone who is a Narna

Yoda

Definition: A moment of revelation or wisdom

Late Additions: 15 May 2008

Arvi

Origin: Afternoon

Pronunciation: are-vee

Definition: Used when to lazy to say long words; “I’ll see you in the arvi”

Deets

Origin: Details

Pronunciation: Deee-ts

Definition: It’s all in the deets

Gatvol

Origin: Afrikaans

Pronunciation: (The G sounds like snake) ggggg-at-full

Definition: Fed up; “I’m gatvol”

Mo’

Origin: Moment

Pronunciation: Mmm-oh

Use: “Just give me a mo'”; “will do it in a mo'”

Oulik

Origin: Afrikaans

Pronunciation: Oh-luk

Definition: Cute; “you are so oulik”; “That is oulik”

Suppidat

Origin: Robert (Meditations)

Definition: Used in replacement of “What’s up with that?”

Ta

Pronunciation: Tuh-ah

Definition: Shortened form of Thank You / Cheers

 

Vet

Pronunciation: as normal

Definition: check; “To vet something” or “Can you please vet it before I send it out”

Later Additions: 10 June 2008

Stress Buffet

Definition: More than one stressful situation coming to a head all at once

Aerosole

Definition: It is a play on words for definition, read between the letters 🙂

Barsteward

Definition: say it out loud for definition 🙂

Slacktard

Definition: One who avoids work to the point of appearing mentally retarded

Befoodled

Definition: Bewildered and confused by the food being served

Clacker

Definition: A person who types really, really loud and fast so other people in the office will think he is working hard, when really he’s hardly working.

15 Comments

  1. enreal
    12 years ago

    This list is awesome!!! there is no word for clever and creative with a twist… you should think of that… I would have used it!

    Reply
  2. SanityFound
    12 years ago

    Lol thanks Enreal … hmm now that is a thought how about twistreative or whirlcool 😀

    Reply
  3. glaize
    11 years ago

    Great being! This is really good! :]

    Reply
  4. SanityFound
    11 years ago

    It’s expanding daily with … hmm which reminds me I must do an update! Glad you enjoyed 😀

    Reply
  5. cordieb
    11 years ago

    Wow! This is really cool. I’ve learned some really cool new words. Deja-Moo had me ROFL!

    Just think, a few months ago I didn’t even know what ROFL meant, not to mention the word MWAH! I’m getting with hip with some cool lingo thanks to you dear SF! Peace, Light, Love and MAWH! ~CordieB.

    Reply
  6. SanityFound
    11 years ago

    lol glad you enjoyed it! I’m busy with a revised version which I’ll post shortly 🙂 Mwah!

    Reply
  7. glaize
    11 years ago

    Love those new additions! Ta!

    Reply
  8. InSanityFound
    11 years ago

    Lol it is the same for you?

    Reply
  9. vishesh
    11 years ago

    oh so actually made this? LoL add more and publish it as a book … 😛

    Reply
  10. cordieb
    11 years ago

    Afrodisiak –

    Definition: What a few of glasses of African Wine does to Antie Lizbet . . .

    Reply
  11. Amber
    11 years ago

    ROFL Cordie!!!! Damn girl that is tooooooo funny!!

    Reply
  12. SanityFound
    11 years ago

    Vishesh you’re on brother!

    ROFL and LMAO at both of you tsk dang that was just tff!

    Reply
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    11 years ago

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  14. bojinx
    11 years ago

    Presactly:

    A combination of absolutely and exactly. As if agree whole heartedly with something.

    I.e. That is presactly what I mean…

    stupid o’clock:
    any time after all normal people have gone to bed, or before normal people wake up. (an ungodly hour)

    i.e. He came home from the club at stupid o’clock
    or: He had to leave at stupid o’clock to get to work on time.

    Reply
  15. deepsm25
    11 years ago

    404

    Definition: Someone who’s clueless

    hahah I am sooo gonna use this as my code word…!

    The list is amaaazzzin, I am bookmarking this page for more…!!! :))))) Wayyyyy to go Talented Sissttaaa!!!

    Reply

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