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In Fun/Humour, Life's Lessons

The story of the Priest’s Ass

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The priest entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another Race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST’S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
The priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST’S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the Paper read

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . .

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life… So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

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  1. Vanessa
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    13 years ago

    I barely manage to keep track of my own ass most days….is it still back there?!?!

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  2. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    ROFL gawd woman you have me in stiches … I hope to lose mine soon!

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  3. ilegirl
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    13 years ago

    What a hoot! Thanks for the laugh in the form of this sombre morality tail. I mean, tale.

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  4. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Lol glad you enjoyed 😀

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