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In Fun/Humour

The Way Children See Things!

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I must still be a kid, reading this I couldn’t help laugh out loud… Why? Because *ahem* I still say and do some of the below and erm apparently I was this bad… enough said I shall preserve your thoughts of me having sanity by not admitting which ones but perhaps this will explain a bit about me … πŸ˜€

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NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked “What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, “The tooth fairy will never believe this!”

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.” “And why not, darling?” “You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mama, look what I found”, the boy called out.” What have you got there, dear?” With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear”

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17 Comments

  1. deepsm25
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    13 years ago

    hahahaha LO…told you..start start a cartoon channel you πŸ˜›

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  2. vishesh
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    13 years ago

    lol, nutter..:)

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  3. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Deeps ROFL if you only knew …

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  4. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Vishesh I’ll have you know that my second name is Innocence and my third is guilty *shrug* πŸ˜€

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  5. vanessaleighsblog
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    13 years ago

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love still being a child!!!!!!

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  6. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    … so I’m not the only “innocent” one then huh rofl!!!

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  7. vanessaleighsblog
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    13 years ago

    Yep, INNOCENT……..

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  8. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Phaaawaaahaaaa ROFLMAO come again? I think I read that wrong… it says that you are innocent???

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  9. vishesh
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    13 years ago

    lol all of us have ’em ya πŸ™‚

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  10. tysdaddy
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    13 years ago

    Thanks for this laugh out loud moment. They are rare in blogland these days.

    I’m sharing this one . . .

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  11. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Hey Tysdaddy welcome to the place of insanity πŸ˜€ Aye there is much laughter just head over to some of those nutters on my blogroll and you’ll be crying and grabbing your stomach in absolute agony… I still am!

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  12. @mmonyte
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    13 years ago

    This is why children are best lightly grilled with some nice veg and a chilled white wine.

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  13. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Am shocked that you forgot the integral spices and toad!

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  14. w1kkp
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    13 years ago

    Oh, now, you know I just loved loved this post!!

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  15. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Aren’t these human samples just too cutes! No I am not broody quiet in peanut gallery please

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  16. Martha
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    13 years ago

    Thank you! It’s so refreshing to laugh at such wonderfully human things. They are so funny, but say so much more. I love it! Especially the seat belt! That’s something my kids would have said. Have a great day! πŸ˜€

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  17. SanityFound
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    13 years ago

    Lol kewl kids! Sounds like you had or rather have your hands full! πŸ˜€ Glad you enjoyed, nothing like laughter is there?

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