You are proudly South African when…

The one thing us South Africans are good at is ripping ourselves off… Please note that to some this might seem outrageous or scary, this is in fact funny and who we are, we laugh at everything… You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume” You call a traffic light a “robot” The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they … Continue reading You are proudly South African when…

… and then the fight started

Donated by Ambermoon ———————————————————————— My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping  channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ———————————————————————— My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to  150 in about 3  seconds.’ I bought her a … Continue reading … and then the fight started

Fun: Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. “Well,” Little … Continue reading Fun: Finding Jesus

Fun: Divorce vs Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have mercy! I can’t give you … Continue reading Fun: Divorce vs Murder